Hey youse
Are you looking for fresh tunes
I made beats outta no skool
Before it was cool
Before it was cool dudes
Burnt my lips on some hot foods
Took a bite of the cheese ooze
Before it was cool

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Yeah I met Scruffamudda
When he just came out of his mother
Got 2 sisters not a brother
Grew up taller than the others

Fresh like prince with a sense of rhythm
Pots and pans there’s a drummer in him
Gets his first kit when he is 13
Meets mates to make music with em
Cranking out grungy rock with ashram
Flipping those rhythms with Dr Kong & the Stem Cells for a funky space jam
Oven Fresh are his yeasty boys fam
Who could forget the electro poppers
Great Apes busting out the show stoppers
I was there before it was proper
Coz Scruffa never had no chart toppers

Hey you
I got grooves bounced off Neptune
Mixed pop techno with hard doom
Before it was cool
Before it was
Hey there
Check the fashion that I wear
Mixed Angora with cat hair
Before it was cool

Scruffamudda’s music is shit
Everybody knows it
He’ll never write a hit
He’ll never be cool
Come to the next show
Dance in the front row
It don’t make sense tho
This guys a fool
Crap rap and schlock rock
Played on a toy glock
Indie core shit pop
That breaks all the rules
Not cutting edge tho
Just a mishmash of
Stuff that I’ve heard
On the radio
It’s like who does he think he’s fooling there with his hipster beard and his shaved off hair
Sits at home trying to write poems and clever lyrics that will turn into songs but he’s always stoned so
He’s got nothing new to add just regurgitated garbage from a long dead fad
And it’s so random you know it will never be cool

So what if Scruffa’s not hip
With the cashed up crew on the mainstream tip
It’s not about chasing that fame & dough
Just making sick beats and doing a show
That blurs the lines between the genres
Cute & brutal, joyous & sombre
Cos life on earth is strange no doubt
Gotta find something to laugh about
And I hope this shit lasts forever
Music bringing peeps together
Won’t save the world or change the weather
But it might make life just a little bit better

Oh hell yeah
Do you see what I did there
Asymmetrically died hair
Before it was cool
Before it was what now
I got covid & mad cow
Stayed at home with a wet brow
Before it was cool
Before it was cool yo
Check my white boy dead pan flow
Check the instruments I know
Before it was cool
Every single beat
All the food that I eat
Before it was cool